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Warped Ceremony of Annihilation
My hed iz pastede on yay!
Created on 2005-04-07 11:00:55 (#6719277), last updated 2007-02-15
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Basic Info| Name: | Charlotte Brett |
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| Birthdate: | 1984-04-01 |
| Location: | Denver, Colorado, United States |
BioPraise "Bob"!
These are the LAST DAYS for the ignorant Barbie-Kens. The Plastic Dolls worry about STATUS! They want to be COOL! The Barbie-Kens know not the joys of the X-Day Practice. And they don't understand that a BAD ATTITUDE is our SALVATION! The Stark Fist of REMOVAL awaits them! Slaves of Cthulhu, the Plastic Doll and his slobbering kin (mere genetic mistakes, accidents who belong in the DUSTBIN of history) oppress the true SubGenius like FETTERS on a FELON! Strike them off! They will DIE without the blessed Yeti genes! Ever since PREHISTORY, since ATLANTIS! The forbidden sciences teach that every piece of "Church Goods" from the divine SubGenius Mail Order Department in these Last Days will never be anything but that which is as important to the SubGenius as his SICK sense of humor! Money donated to our mutated church helps the faithful true SubGenius who (without wires or strings) knows that Mass Short-Term Marriage is the place to find sheer Slackful BLISS and he is FREE from the useless bonds of bosses.
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These are the LAST DAYS for the ignorant Barbie-Kens. The Plastic Dolls worry about STATUS! They want to be COOL! The Barbie-Kens know not the joys of the X-Day Practice. And they don't understand that a BAD ATTITUDE is our SALVATION! The Stark Fist of REMOVAL awaits them! Slaves of Cthulhu, the Plastic Doll and his slobbering kin (mere genetic mistakes, accidents who belong in the DUSTBIN of history) oppress the true SubGenius like FETTERS on a FELON! Strike them off! They will DIE without the blessed Yeti genes! Ever since PREHISTORY, since ATLANTIS! The forbidden sciences teach that every piece of "Church Goods" from the divine SubGenius Mail Order Department in these Last Days will never be anything but that which is as important to the SubGenius as his SICK sense of humor! Money donated to our mutated church helps the faithful true SubGenius who (without wires or strings) knows that Mass Short-Term Marriage is the place to find sheer Slackful BLISS and he is FREE from the useless bonds of bosses.
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